New Year's Resolutions

Since it's New Year's Eve today, why not create a post? Yeah, good idea, Jane! And you can do what everyone else is doing/probably going to do/will do - a New Year's Resolution(s) post!

What are my NYR (yes I abbreviated it so I don't have to type the whole damn thing)?

First and foremost..

LOSE (even more) WEIGHT!

This has been my NYR since forever, I'm telling you.

I am making progress. I'm not as stubby as last time, although I am still kinda stubby.

Still, making progress! That's a good thing!

Get a life.

Still working on it.

Wait, this has been my NYR too since forever. FM(nonexistent)L.

Actually study, not put the book in front of me then the laptop in front of the book.

Yes, unfortunately, this has happened to me a little too many times.

Not really a good thing. I'd flip a few pages then go on Facebook to play Restaurant City or someshit. I have Checkpoint exams to take! FML even more!

Well, I guess that's pretty much it.

I have shitty NYRs. It's almost always the same each year.

To my (also nonexistent) readers (who probably aren't going to comment), what are your New Year's Resolutions?

I always think I'm right.

That makes me a shitty person. Really.
I've been born with my dad's genes - a person who loves to fight until they get the prize.
Not as in physically of course, but verbally.

I always get into arguments with my dad, and neither of us will give up until one of us exclaim 'Whatever lah!'

Then the other would go 'See? Whatever again! That means I'm right!'

Etc etc, argument starts again.

I always like to be the leader, even if I'm usually the lazy type. I like to direct people to their jobs, instead of them lingering around like blank-faced retards. If you're gonna work in a group, do your job.

I feel extremely annoyed if someone says I'm wrong, because my arrogance usually makes me think that I'm always right.

This is no good, especially if you put me in groups; because different minds have different opinions. Well, my mind doesn't usually go with the group - it's usually something more extraordinary rather than plain and simple. Unless if I'm too lazy to do the work, which would probably end up like some unicorn crapped rainbows on it. Eg. Math projects. Good projects usually end up me doing everything, my vision. Even if people try to help, I'd have to keep a close eye because I don't want them to spoil the whole soup. I try not to do that as much as I can, but my mind just doesn't respond.

Yes, I'm that arrogant, thank you very much.

Also, sorry to the people who have done projects with me, lololol.

Thinking yourself as a person who is always right is not that much of a good thing, because you get super perasan (show-off) and you piss people off. Yep, I piss people off a load of times, especially my dad.

Anyhow, I'm still trying to find a way to stop this 'I-think-I'm-always-right' problem. *facepalm*

Other than my 'I.T.I.A.R.' problem, I always think I'm better than everyone else.

I know that people are way better than me, yet my mind tricks me into saying, 'Oh hey, pfft. I can do better than that.'

I really need to do something about myself. *facepalm again*

Christmas

I told my mom I wanted to borrow her credit card for Christmas to buy something online, since I got nothing for Christmas from anyone.

Guess what she got me?

Yeah. Merry Christmas to you too, mom.

Looking at yourself

Don't you ever wonder why your friends gossip about you?
Your mom insults you all the time?

Well, you have to look at yourself.
Looking at yourself helps a lot. Not in the physical way eg. a mirror, but mentally.
Are you a type of person who is kind? Loving? Friendly?
You might think of those qualities for yourself, but other people definitely don't think so.

Self-understanding is a good way to improve yourself, so you can remind yourself what to do and what not to do.

I think of myself as a person who

a) likes to show off.
My philosophy? Whatever you buy, surely must show off one mah.
If not buy for what?

b) gives advice, but fails to follow it myself.

Yeah. I love to give advice, cheer people up; but if I face the same problem, I'd just break down and cry. Yeah. Life sucks.

c) gives up easily.

Yeah, like the 'awesome' posts of my trips that I was going to make.

d) gets angry easily.

But that's kinda common right? RIGHT? RIGHT?! FFFFUUUU-

e) forgets easily.

So if you have me as a friend and promise something/tell me a secret, I will probably forget it so ehhh sorry.

f) is shy. Very shy.

I never liked going out to socialize. I would rather stay at home etc (like my previous post go read it wtf)

g) can get ticked off when you insult my friends, family or even myself.

I will punch your face if you do insult my friends or family, kthx.

There's more about myself to write here, but I don't want to be overly perasan (show-off) and post my good qualities here. It's Christmas, damnit. I should be frolicking in the nonexistent snow the doesn't exist in my country, and opening my nonexistent presents from my existing parents who probably don't really bother about Christmas because they don't really celebrate Christmas and they're asian.

*gasp*

Anyway, my point is, when people see the bad things about you, there's always a chance to change yourself and your bad points. You could help yourself by writing down your bad points (doesn't work if you're too show-off because you think you're perfect) and thinking through, but who has the time for that?

Just use your brain to think what's right and what's wrong for yourself and everyone else.

That's what your brain is for. To think.

Also I think my posts are getting shorter and shorter.

But um, okay.. Merry Christmas, everyone; and have a happy new year!

To be a good/awesome blogger

You have to have a lot of good qualities.

That involves:

1. Being social/sociable.

I'm not a social person, so I don't think I'm an awesome blogger.
I'd rather stay at home and watch TV/surf the web than go out to party.

I think it's just awkward when nobody knows you and you're in a place with tons of people. Me = loner.
I don't talk to people if they don't talk to me. True story.

2. Good grammar.

Um, I guess my english is fine the way it is. It's easy and understandable.
I don't use complicated words that much.. 'cause my mind dictionary doesn't store too many complicated words. lolfail.


3. A sense of humor.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?

A stick! *ba-dum psha!*



I think I hear crickets.

4. Everyday adventures.

My life isn't so productive.
I usually just stay at home, eat, sleep, watch TV, muck around.

5. Post blog entries on time.

I give up. This post was just an excuse to keep the blog updated 'cause I'm procrastinating for the London, Paris and Korea posts.

I'm still 3/10 through the post. FSLDKSMDLKWEWEK

I'm sorry. I have failed you all.